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Welcome to the starting line, where every future chaos titan begins: with a few gloriously messy missteps. Remember when you thought your first lemonade stand was an IPO? Ah, the sweet innocence of initial failures. Dive into the shallow end—it’s where all the fun mistakes are made!

Ever bought a high-flying tech stock because some rando on Reddit said it was a 'no-brainer'? Congrats, you might just belong here. This tier is for those who've learned a lesson or two and still come back for more. Consider it a masterclass in collecting battle scars.

Here the mishaps are juicier, and the stakes are significantly higher. This is the tier for everyone who manages chaos like a seasoned conductor waving a baton at a symphony of screams. Ideal for those who’ve ever considered herding cats... during a thunderstorm.

With the prowess of a caped crusader facing villains in the dark alley of capitalism, you’ve reached hero status... but with more bruises. You’ve made mistakes so bold, they have their own case studies. Welcome to the league of extraordinary blunderers!

You don't just navigate chaos—you conquer it, adapt to it, and emerge stronger. For those who have weathered market crashes, pivoted under pressure, and consistently thrived, your ability to flourish in turmoil is matched only by your financial acumen.

You're now helping me splurge on a bigger, shinier private jet. Because nothing says 'champ' like burning through cash at jet-fuel rates. At this tier, your monthly contribution is as absurd as the U.S. national debt, but hey, someone’s got to keep the chaos airborne.