From the depths of chaos to the heights of capitalism
Hard-Won Wisdom Forged in the Flames of Finance
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Masters of Mayhem
Riot Rookie
$2.00 per month
Welcome to the starting line, where every titan of chaos begins: as an adorable disaster. Remember when you thought your first lemonade stand was an IPO? Ah, the sweet innocence of initial failures. Dive into the shallow end—it’s where all the fun mistakes are made!
- Members-Only Content
- Complete Archive Access
- Collector’s Edition Merch Drop
Rabble Rouser
$10.00 per month
Ever bought a high-flying tech stock because some guy on Reddit said it was a 'no-brainer'? Congrats, you might just belong here. This tier is for those who've learned a lesson or two and still come back for more. It's like a pawn shop for questionable wisdom.
- Members-Only Content
- Complete Archive Access
- Collector’s Edition Merch Drop
- Behind-the-Scenes Exclusives
Mayhem Maestro
$50.00 $40.00 first month
Here the mishaps are juicier, and the stakes are slightly higher. This is the tier for everyone who orchestrates chaos like a seasoned conductor waving a baton at a symphony of screams. Perfect for anyone who has ever tried juggling knives... blindfolded.
- Members-Only Content
- Complete Archive Access
- Collector’s Edition Merch Drop
- Behind-the-Scenes Exclusives
- 5% Merchandise Discount
- Private Discord Access with Enhanced Privileges
Havoc Hero
$250.00 per month
With the prowess of a caped crusader facing villains in the dark alley of capitalism, you’ve reached hero status... but with more bruises. You’ve made mistakes so bold, they have their own fan club. Welcome to the league of extraordinary blunderers!
- Members-Only Content
- Complete Archive Access
- Collector’s Edition Merch Drop
- Behind-the-Scenes Exclusives
- 10% Merchandise Discount
- Private Discord Access with Enhanced Privileges
- Customized Content Request
- Virtual Networking Soirée
Fiasco Financier
$1,250.00 per month
You don't just create chaos—you design it, build it, and fund it. For those who’ve accidentally sent an embarrassing ‘all-staff’ email more than once and still survived, your blueprints of bedlam are almost as impressive as your financial resilience.
- Members-Only Content
- Complete Archive Access
- Collector’s Edition Merch Drop
- Behind-the-Scenes Exclusives
- 15% Merchandise Discount
- Private Discord Access with Enhanced Privileges
- Customized Content Request
- Virtual Networking Soirée
- Custom Video Shout-Out
- Priority Question Submission
Chaos Champ
$6,250.00 per month
You're now helping me splurge on a bigger, shinier private jet. Because nothing says 'champ' like burning through cash at jet-fuel rates. At this tier, your monthly contribution is as absurd as the U.S. national debt, but hey, someone’s got to fund all this craziness.
- Members-Only Content
- Complete Archive Access
- Collector’s Edition Merch Drop
- Behind-the-Scenes Exclusives
- 20% Merchandise Discount
- Private Discord Access with Enhanced Privileges
- Customized Content Request
- Virtual Networking Soirée
- Custom Video Shout-Out
- Priority Question Submission
- One-Hour AMA (Ask Me Anything) Session
- A Spot On My Notorious Holiday Card List
- My CFO Will Love You So Much, Even His Spreadsheets Will Blush ❤️
