Promo for Members
Wealth Is A Language Water Bottle
25% off for Chaos Champ Members, 20% off for Fiasco Financier Members, 15% off for Havoc Hero Members, 10% off for Mayhem Maestro Members. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
Introducing the 'Wealth is a Language' Water Bottle—because staying liquid in business doesn’t just mean having assets you can quickly convert into cash. It means actually drinking the H2O, folks. This water bottle is perfect for the meeting marathons where the only running you do is between conference rooms.
Remember, when you're this hydrated, even your bad decisions seem a little clearer. Bottoms up to making sense, or just making cents!
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
