Promo for Members

Chaos Capitalist Water Bottle

$34.00
25% off for Members, 20% off for Members, 15% off for Members, 10% off for Mayhem Maestro Members. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

In a world of unpredictable markets and unreliable people, one thing you can count on is the necessity of water. The Chaos Capitalist water bottle is for those who question everything… but still know the importance of staying hydrated. Because while chaos may be your creed, dehydration is just poor planning.

More details

  • High-grade stainless steel
  • 17 oz (500 ml)
  • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
  • Vacuum flask
  • Screw on
  • Double-wall construction
  • Bowling pin shape
  • Glossy finish
  • Odorless and leak-proof cap
  • Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
  • Hand-wash only

Size & Fit

17 oz (500 ml)

Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.