Crisis Mode Coaster
Because panic looks better under glass.
This isn't a joke. It's a mirror.
The fire, the scream, the chaos — all of it frozen in place
by the weight of whatever you're drinking to stay calm.
It's not here to protect your table.
It's here to remind you that the room can burn,
and you still don't have to.
For traders, thinkers, operators, and anyone who's been through it.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chaos Capitalist
- Email: contact@support.chaoscapitalist.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
