Crisis Mode Coaster
Markets don't crash on a schedule, but they do tend to crash while you're holding something hot.
This is where the mug goes when the futures are red and the newsfeeds are useless. A small, cork-backed reminder that panic is not a strategy and neither is a third espresso, but here we are.
Won't scratch the desk. Won't calm you down either.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chaos Capitalist
- Email: contact@support.chaoscapitalist.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.