Crisis Mode Coaster
Looks like a joke. Functions like a test.
They’ll think it’s ironic.
That’s how you know they’re not ready.
This isn’t decor. It’s doctrine disguised as debris.
The flame. The scream. The collapse—all printed, frozen, and placed under your drink like it’s nothing.
Because to you, it is.
You don’t react. You observe. You adapt. You outlast.
The room can spin. The glass stays steady.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chaos Capitalist
- Email: contact@support.chaoscapitalist.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.